» Have you ever been dumped in a spectacular way?


girlfriend of almost two years dumps me spontatiously. she took a five minute break from her job at Subway, dumped me, and went back to work making sandwhiches leaving me in the parking lot.

to ease the pain my friends and i created a screamo band dedicated to bashing her.
(Fri 18th Jun 2004, 2:37, More)

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some royal blood
apparently, as family legend goes, a relative on my mom's side of the family was a gardener for a royal family, who happened to engage in some naughty acts with a daughter of the royals. cue them fleeing to Canada on the risk of death.
(Sat 17th Sep 2005, 17:51, More)