» Accidental innuendo

Back in the days...
...of school I remember my mother shouting to me from across the street "It's okay, I got your rubbers!" (as in erasers). That got some pretty strange looks. Cheers mum.
(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 14:58, More)

» Accidental innuendo

Work-related fun.
Being a lifeguard and working with other similarly immature reprobates there are obviously a lot of innuendos flying about.

The best one that springs to mind, however, was entirely accidental on my part. We often have to dish out plasters to fools who cut themselves on the bottom of the swimming pool (which is apparently very easy but i've never managed). The standard protocol is to clean the wound with an antibacterial swab-thing, labeled "Moist Wipe", before putting on the plaster. Easy.

One very hungover tuesday morning a rather attractive female approached holding up a cut finger and demanding a plaster. "Certainly!" I replied, probably trying to 'get in', "oh and i better give you a moist wipe too."

I was thanked with a slap in the face, and she was thanked by being barred from the swimming pool.

It was funny at the time...
(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 15:16, More)