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» Amazing displays of ignorance

my mum
doesn't believe that black people have white bones. I really wish I was making this up :(
(Thu 18th Mar 2010, 21:34, More)

» Presents

I am genuinely shocked at how many of you appear to be poor. It's a bit like reading a fucking Dickens novel. But instead of taking the piss, I fully understand. My parents are in a bit of fiscal mither, and mum is panicking that she can't buy us owt. No problem, lucky old us, we don't want or need anything.

So this year we're going to spoil my ma and pa but on the sly so they don't realise and feel bad. When we go round on boxing day we will take a few nice bottles of plonk/booze, some high quality grub and a few little pressies ranging from comedy tat to useful items etc. Really looking forward to it!

Anyways, this year I am getting my mrs everything she wants except ugg boots. They're fucking hanging.
(Thu 3rd Dec 2009, 9:01, More)

» Good Advice

Never put your dick somewhere you'd not put your fingers.
Cheers, Gran.
(Fri 21st May 2010, 8:26, More)

» Ginger

See that Nicola Roberts?
I'd scran her out til my fucking tongue bled.
(Thu 25th Feb 2010, 18:49, More)

» IT Support

I've just seen my boss try to put a DVD-ROM in his cup holder! Lol! Then he Ctrl Alt Deleted and reset his motherboard drives! Whilst surfing for pr0n!!!!!

What a maroon!
(Wed 30th Sep 2009, 11:19, More)
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