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Merkin college student. Illustrator. Likes cinnamon toast.

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» Accidental innuendo

A tall ginger friend of mine loves to tell this little one...

A Freudian slip is where you say one thing and do your mother.

pardon. first post.
(Wed 18th Jun 2008, 7:07, More)

» Tales of the Unexplained

Creme Filling
I've had a few strange experiences, but this was probably one of the most disturbing.

I was driving one day along a rather boring, low speed road in my hometown behind a truck and in front of another when I suddenly had this incredible strange desire to pull into the cemetery where lots of my relatives and family friends had been buried. It was midday, I had a destination in mind, and it certainly was not the cemetery. But nonetheless, i just HAD to go visit my grandmother's grave! No sooner did I pull in but I heard a large crunching noise.... And the two trucks I had been between had slammed into each other, fusing nose to bum. Had I been there, I would've been crushed to death.

Whether I'm just insane and have a morbid fascination with tombstones that I was previously unaware of or my grandmother was looking out for me, I'm not sure! But someone up there either wants me to live or just wants to scare the hell out of me... He's struck me with lightning twice and I"m still here! That's what I get for being a sacreligious twat...
(Thu 3rd Jul 2008, 16:10, More)