» Pointless Experiments

pains
not long ago i got hold of a staple gun.
i stapled myself in the soles of my feet to see if it would hurt... surprisingly no, not much
(Tue 29th Jul 2008, 18:02, More)

» Accidental innuendo

i was at school
and it was winter and cold so everone had jackets. And my tutor was a bitch and this one kid came in late and he was still wearing his jacket. And she said "Ollie! Sit down jacket off"

hours of fun

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i was walking through town the other day and the police were making a film or somthing and i overheard the cameraman say to the female policeman "you go in there and i'll film you doin' it"
(Fri 13th Jun 2008, 19:14, More)