» Accidental innuendo

Absolutely genuine brand names.
Nothing to do with me, but...well...they're fucking priceless, so that's my excuse.

Chinese glue: Ass Glue
Chinese sofa: Libido
East Asian fish sausage: Homo Sausage
Ghanian pepper sauce: Shitto
Czech laundry detergent: Polio
Japanese towels: Cat Wetty

There are also skyscrapers in Thailand called TIT Tower and PMT Mansion, and a Finnish lock de-icer named Super Piss.

But my absolute favourite has to be an IKEA bed for young kids marketed in Germany. It was called Gutvik.

And what does Gutvik mean in Lederhosenese?

Good fuck.
(Mon 16th Jun 2008, 17:28, More)

» My Biggest Disappointment

Naked Lunch?
There were two things wrong with that title.

Shit, I'm sorry.
(Fri 27th Jun 2008, 12:25, More)

» Advice from Old People

'I only ever have two drinks...'
'...the first and the last.'

Or so my good old granda would have me believe.

I'd like to say he usually falls over at this point, but he doesn't. Ah well.
(Thu 19th Jun 2008, 21:00, More)