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Hello im back again, after quite a while :)
Edit:Went out, came back, front page.. woohoo!
(Fri 28th Mar 2003, 16:40, More)

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» Tales of the Unexplained

Didnt think i had anything to add as usual
Then i remembered this, its a genuine derek akorah christmas card, as proudly sported by my freind who did some work on production for his live show.

I guess Sam takes the piss when hes out shopping, 'Derek!! That sequin jacket, you must buy it!'

'Whats that sam? Piss off eh, not after last time.. I sent that fucking card to everyone.'

(Fri 4th Jul 2008, 18:22, More)

» How nerdy are you?

Audio samples?
Am I the only one who notices when adverts/programmes/films use the same audio sample, which has obviously been taken out of a generic bank of shitty, cheap sound samples.

Such classics as the kids running around laughter, this is THE worst, and can be found in countless adverts like the one with the talking house selling you mortgages, and most recently I noticed in Rambo 4 (I think its 4, the new one.. It's shit anyway).
The squeaky iron gate which never quite matches up with the movement of the gate on screen. Ok That’s all I can think of at the moment, I'm sure you all know what i mean.
Is it geeky to notice this, or even worse to get quite annoyed when I hear them? I consider over doing repetition of any kind in music or audio a form of torture, and i have to put up with radio1 at work, you wouldnt believe the pissy mood that puts me in.
Other than that, and the crushing lack of self esteem, the occasional mmorpg, unhealthy amount of time in front of a computer, jumbo porn collection, lack of girlfriend for 5 years, I'm fairly normal.

I have a cousin who still has a recording of me aged 5 (22 now) shouting my name into his god knows what computer & similar sequencer program backed up on a floppy along with 20 years worth of other stuff on countless disks, cataloguing it would seem his entire life of computer usage.. Now that's pretty impressive.
Pop, Girth etc. /relurk
(Wed 12th Mar 2008, 14:55, More)

» Tightwads

Can't wait for xmas
Last year my eldest sister bought her boyfriend a generous token of their mutual love.

A shredder.
A fucking tesco value shredder.

What did he buy her?
Nothing. And they were both pretty happy with it.

She also bought an electric toothbrush for my other sister, but got it in a 2for1 deal. Only 1 brush was exchanged in a slightly opened double package.

Not that bad i guess
(Thu 30th Oct 2008, 13:23, More)