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» Faking it

Not really in tune with the "faking it" bit but still
An old joke (i think) could be real i haven't a clue:

An elderly English gentleman of 83 arrived in Paris in the Cheesefilled Froglands of northwest europe by plane.

At the immigration desk, the man took a few minutes to locate his passport in his carry-on bag.

"Yoo 'ave been to France befor', monsieur?" the Immigration officer asked, sarcastically.

"Aye that I have" replied the old man.

"Zen you should know well enuf to 'ave your passpor' ready eef yoo cum* to zis cuntry**."

The English gentleman says, "The last time I was here, I didn't have to show it."

"Sacrebleu zutalors and other froggy obscenities!" said the slimeball, "All Englishmen 'ave to show their passports en arrival in France!"

The elderly gentleman gave the French Immigration Officer a long hard look.

Then he quietly explained.

"Well, the last time I was here, I came ashore on Sword beach on in June 1944, and I couldn't find any fucking Frenchmen to show it to"


Click "I like this" if you carry a slight racism towards the french
(Wed 16th Jul 2008, 15:08, More)

» Food sabotage

sorry for the irrelevance
but i got a shiny new fluffeh kitteh today :)
(Mon 22nd Sep 2008, 23:15, More)

» Unexpected Nudity

sorry for the irrelevance
but i have just got a new kitten
he's very lovely and very fluffy
now to make it relevant: he's not wearing any clothes
that count?
(Sat 30th May 2009, 20:24, More)

» Get Rich Quick

I am zimbabwean bank manager
and i for you have 100million zimbabwean dollars!
congratulations lucky person
for you to must have first you send me your bank details, address, sort code, phonebill, picture of your mother* and £200 english pounds to cover transfer costs yeeeeees?
It for good time for you to have!

*I masterbation require to have
(Thu 31st Jul 2008, 17:19, More)

» God

Jade goody
Proof that god exists.
(Sun 22nd Mar 2009, 15:48, More)
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