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» Advice from Old People
Grandad tells it like it is!
Ok, so imagine the scene. A young Stewaddy is sitting around the table, grandparents are down to visit, it is lunchtime, about a month before Stewaddy embarks on his university years.
Granny is giving it the barry, trying to focus the mind of a Stewaddy who has nothing but beer, parties and girls in his sights "You are there to work, mind" she says "there'll be none of this staying out late or talking to girls" (!)
Granddad reaches over, gently puts his hand on hers and say "Ina, leave the lad alone. He is sensible enough. He will do his work, then once it is finished I will imagine he will pop out with his friends for a beer and a cannabis cigarette."
Cue chicken soup exploding out of my nose and mouth.
(Wed 25th Jun 2008, 9:29, More)
Grandad tells it like it is!
Ok, so imagine the scene. A young Stewaddy is sitting around the table, grandparents are down to visit, it is lunchtime, about a month before Stewaddy embarks on his university years.
Granny is giving it the barry, trying to focus the mind of a Stewaddy who has nothing but beer, parties and girls in his sights "You are there to work, mind" she says "there'll be none of this staying out late or talking to girls" (!)
Granddad reaches over, gently puts his hand on hers and say "Ina, leave the lad alone. He is sensible enough. He will do his work, then once it is finished I will imagine he will pop out with his friends for a beer and a cannabis cigarette."
Cue chicken soup exploding out of my nose and mouth.
(Wed 25th Jun 2008, 9:29, More)
» Festivals
Glasto again
Sitting in a dance tent area arena, nothing going on other that quite a few chilled out dreadlocked hippes.
A fellah comes on stage with a crazy wooden contraption that turned out to be the Satan of all synthesizers. Within seconds, chilled out hippies turned into whirling dervishes dancing to the most mental gabba beats this world and the next has ever seen.
Problem - lots of these dreadlocked types put metal things in their beeswax bouffants. Imagine the scene, like something out of an adeventure movie - drugged up to fuck trying to navigate our way between these flying hairy metallic death things to get out of the place. My friend actually got cut on the face where he took at 180bpm dreadlock with a brooch round it on the cheek.
One of the loveliest experiences at Glasto that instantly turned into one of the most dangerous. Fucking funny to watch from the outside though!
(Sat 6th Jun 2009, 0:06, More)
Glasto again
Sitting in a dance tent area arena, nothing going on other that quite a few chilled out dreadlocked hippes.
A fellah comes on stage with a crazy wooden contraption that turned out to be the Satan of all synthesizers. Within seconds, chilled out hippies turned into whirling dervishes dancing to the most mental gabba beats this world and the next has ever seen.
Problem - lots of these dreadlocked types put metal things in their beeswax bouffants. Imagine the scene, like something out of an adeventure movie - drugged up to fuck trying to navigate our way between these flying hairy metallic death things to get out of the place. My friend actually got cut on the face where he took at 180bpm dreadlock with a brooch round it on the cheek.
One of the loveliest experiences at Glasto that instantly turned into one of the most dangerous. Fucking funny to watch from the outside though!
(Sat 6th Jun 2009, 0:06, More)
» Festivals
Glasto and the Hat
Being of a tall persuasion, and having a fetching reddish pork pie hat - when in crowds some years ago at the mighty Glasto - and when friends became displaced the call of "follow the Hat" would go up. I duly hold the hat up and said lost friends find their way to the hat.
Didn't account for the 25 or so random happy people with no direction of their own at about 2am from the stone circle who ended up following us back to our camp. Great party, but some of the most gloriously weird people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. All of whom were walking off licenses and pharmacies, so much fun was had by all.
(Fri 5th Jun 2009, 23:59, More)
Glasto and the Hat
Being of a tall persuasion, and having a fetching reddish pork pie hat - when in crowds some years ago at the mighty Glasto - and when friends became displaced the call of "follow the Hat" would go up. I duly hold the hat up and said lost friends find their way to the hat.
Didn't account for the 25 or so random happy people with no direction of their own at about 2am from the stone circle who ended up following us back to our camp. Great party, but some of the most gloriously weird people I have ever had the pleasure of meeting. All of whom were walking off licenses and pharmacies, so much fun was had by all.
(Fri 5th Jun 2009, 23:59, More)