» Food sabotage

a long time ago...
i used to work in a wetherspoons that had an arrangement with the local racecourse along the lines of -discount steaks for every paying punter- about 500+ brilliant fun was always had tenderising those shrinkwrapped beauties with the game of 'mixed grill baseball' - also a game known locally as 'throwing all the meat as hard as possible at anyone in the kitchen' and the ever popular - 'jump up and down on the bastard steak' also as it got so busy on those days we, the 'chefs' had to waiter as well - i used to love handing the plates to pissed up suits wearing the blood of at least three cows all over my 'whites' - even the manager got in on the action, ah what fun

sadly no one complained at all in the year i worked there.
(Sun 21st Sep 2008, 1:51, More)