» Cougars and Sugar Daddies

First post, be kind
Ok, about 10 months ago I broke up with my girlfriend of six years. Cue much misery and woman hating. About 3 months later I had driven home for a few days to help my mum move house. She leaves a note on her front door for me to go to the local as she is in there. In I walk and she is sat with a couple of her mates. I sit down , introduce myself and have a couple of jars. After closing time, its all back to my mums for a some wine. Anyway to cut a long story short, one of them turned out to be 36, (I'm 26 mum is 55). As people slowly went to bed, we were left alone and after 3 bottles of red. It was agreed that she would take my bed and i would sleep on the sofa, then changed that i would sleep in a sleeping bag on the bed.

I could see what was coming but didn't anticipate the ferocity. She had clearly used her extra 10 years to learn a few things i didn't know and by god I enjoyed them. Coupled with her lack of children she had the body of a 25 year old and the mind of a porn star. No sleep was had.

The worst thing was the next morning, the amount of piss take I got from my mother who had heard the majority. Not a conversation I ever expected to have with her.

Anyway, this carried on for the 3 days, I then went to hers in Liverpool and basically broke her as I had a lot of pent up energy. Then she turned.

Agreed to go see her again a few weeks later and she told me she loved me, cue me on the first train outta there and feeling very pleased with myself for getting 4 days of fantastic, dirty, life-affirming sex and a perfect excuse to stop when i wanted.

Apologies for the length. (But she didn't mind).
(Thu 4th Dec 2008, 20:41, More)

» The Credit Crunch

The Cowards Way out
I decided to quit my entire life mid 08. Nothing to do with the credit crunch, more to do with mind numbing boredom and women issues. So sold the house (top of the market) sold the car and all possesions. Took the money, cleared my debt (except student loan, as they don't really expect that back do they?) and wrote a list of things i want to do.

Spent a month in Cuba, am now working as a Ski rep in the alps, after this I am off to Japan to teach English. I think if I time it right I will get back in 16 months when everything has bottomed out.

So credit crunch I am immune to your ravenous clutches.

(Oh cock, just remembered i get paid in sterling, not good.)
(Fri 23rd Jan 2009, 16:22, More)