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Shonky old b3ta pics at http://www.oolite.co.uk/b3ta/. Most of which don't make any sense without the words that originally preceded and followed them. Ho hum.

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the whole population of the world could fit on the Isle of Wight.

Ah. Oops.

(Edit: FPWooYay!)
(Fri 24th Oct 2003, 13:27, More)

I'm not sure...
...rockin' in the free world?

(Sun 20th Oct 2002, 12:01, More)

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I once supplied the punchline
to a joke that Anthea Turner was telling at some wanky product launch. She'd forgotten it.

As, in fact, have I now. Hmph.

And I sat next to Michael Eavis on a train the other week. Actually, it's better than that - he sat next to *me*.


I've remembered another one. We got two kittens from a bloke who used to be the guitarist in indie also-rans Airhead. He was quite impressed that I'd heard of them. And in a small-world kind of way, the other two members of the band turned out to be cousins of a chap I worked with at the time.
(Fri 25th Feb 2005, 19:29, More)