» Common

Fingering people
in nightclubs.
(Sat 18th Oct 2008, 14:21, More)

» Common

Prepaid electricity.
Anyone with a tattoo on their neck, men wearing diamond earrings, shit modified cars, gambling machines, all-you-can-eat restaurants, scotch eggs, shouting in public places.
(Fri 17th Oct 2008, 18:35, More)

» Get Rich Quick

First Post!

In my first year of sixth form I knew a man who could get litre bottles of vodka for a fiver each. So I bought a crate of it. Every Thursday and Friday I’d borrow a bike
to pick the vodka up at lunch time, take it into school for the afternoon, and sell it to the kids as soon as they got out of school.

I only managed to sell 24 litres before I got caught and almost thrown out. My dad went ballistic but I think he was secretly impressed with my business sense.

Shortly after I got caught I looked the name of the vodka up on google and found out it wasn’t even real vodka (the labels looked like they were made in Microsoft Paint).
It was actually counterfeit vodka which was made in a warehouse in Manchester and could make people go blind. So it's a good job I got caught before I blinded any 15
year old girls.

www.manchester.gov.uk/site/scripts/news_article.php?newsID=200

That's the stuff.
(Wed 6th Aug 2008, 23:15, More)