» Strange things you've been paid to do

I get paid
to sit around in a cathedral sleeping and kick out anyone who comes in looking for somewhere to sleep

All of this with zero tax
(Fri 1st Oct 2004, 12:58, More)

» Pet Names

one
of my friends has a cat called BOONG.

For the unenlightened, a not-very-nice term for an Australian aborigine.

And they have absolutely NO shame in walking outside in the morning and yelling phrases like "BOONG YA DIRTY COON WHERE ARE YOU??!"

Good thing he lives in a white suburban area.
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 1:48, More)