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» Festivals

Roskilde '08
We started out with a lemon and a bottle of tequila given to me at a party some time before the festival. None of us were into tequila so we thought we could trade it into something better.
One of my friends is brilliant. For the tequila we got a nice big tent, and for the lemon we got a liver pâté. For the pâté we got a set of tennis rackets, and for those two folding chairs. The cheapest chairs I've ever sat in.
(Sun 7th Jun 2009, 10:52, More)

» Happy 10th Birthday B3ta

The first thing I remember?
That fucking singing fish. A class mate showed it to me in all it's glory, and I simply deleted everything after the .com in the adress bar (my computer skills were unrivaled back in the day), and I've checked in regularly ever since, breaking through the layer of lurkers to post somethng only a couple of years back.
I still enjoy the gayshift for it's crapness, and at times I miss the late night asians. I dislike people who don't read the faq and people who seem to be dicks for no reason touting the spirit of b3ta, but somehow it all evens out.
Thanks b3ta:) talented bastards who aren't all cunts, which is nice.
(Mon 12th Sep 2011, 14:38, More)

» Unemployed

Before going mad of boredom
I thought I'd try to learn something to break the ice when out and about. Drawing cocks on stuff didn't do the trick, so I picked up juggling. 2 months of practicing and I am still shit, but throwing fruit and empty beer cans around is a great icebreaker.
(Fri 3rd Apr 2009, 14:49, More)