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» I'm going to Hell...

I have a lot of reasons
I say god damn it all the time, god damn it. And I also say God fucking Jesus damn it sometimes. I fwap at all sorts of porn, including hentai. I never have gone to church, and I think evil is cool. I think lesbianism is love, I look at yuri and the real thing all the time. I also draw pictures of the devil all over tables in public places. And I think Harry Potter is awesome, but for some reason, religious people think you go to hell for reading Harry Potter.

So if Christianity was true (i think christianity is a false religion) I'll go to hell, and be with all of the other people who like Harry Potter, swear, draw pictures of the devil on everything, fwap at porn, fwap at hentai, and think that evolution is where we come from. Hell can't be that bad.
(Sat 13th Dec 2008, 18:30, More)

» Best Films Ever

Its hard to pick just one movie
So here is a list of my favorite movies.

Pirates of the Caribbean series
Lord of the Rings series
Back to the Future series
Indiana Jones series
Star Wars series
The Fugitive
US Marshals
Under Siege
Air Force One
Jack Ryan series
Jurassic Park
Terminator series
Top Gun
Die Hard series
Jason Bourne series
The Andromeda strain
Stephen King's The Stand [mini-series]
Stephen King's Storm of the Century [mini-series]
SpiderMan series
Iron Man
Fantastic 4
Batman series
I, robot
The Village
War of the worlds
Across the Universe
Pink Floyd's The Wall
Men in Black
Harry Potter series
edit: I forgot robocop
These are movies I think are really good. Pink Floyd's the Wall is a movie with music completely by Pink Floyd. I like Pink Floyd and the movie was good but if you don't like Pink Floyd you don't have to see the movie. Across the Universe is another music movie featuring music from the Beatles. Signs, The Village and the Andromeda strain are slow complicated movies but they are real good. Pirates of the Caribbean 3 and the Jason Bourne series are also complicated but they get to the point fast. The Hunt for Red October is also a deep complicated movie. I only saw it once but I still don't understand the whole thing. I need to see it again. Stephen Kings The Stand and Stephen Kings storm of the Century are TV mini-series and both of them are really long but really good. When these two mini-series are on TV, commercials add 2 hours.
(Sat 19th Jul 2008, 0:35, More)

» I'm your biggest Fan

I am a big Haryr Potter fan
And I try using Haarry Potter spells every chance I get.
(Thu 16th Apr 2009, 21:07, More)

» God

I have never been to church.
Never! Ha ha ha! I have never, in my life, gone to church. I have never even read one page of The Bible. I don't even know why Jesus was crucified.
(Fri 20th Mar 2009, 20:23, More)

» The thing I've been most ashamed of doing with a penis

I was wanking to porn once...
...and I was going to come. I didn' want to make a mess all over the place so I tried holding it in. I put my hand over the end of my penis and squeezed as hard as I can. In the end, I came all over the place, and the end of my penis was bleeding from being held onto too hard.
(Thu 12th Mar 2009, 19:32, More)
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