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» Irrational Hatred

What a load of unfunny merkin shit.
It should be banned from being shown on any channel.

I don't know why, i can't stand it.
Oh wait, yes i can, its fucking shit!!!
I can't see why people rave over it.

(PS Am i the only one who doesn't think it's funny???)
(Mon 4th Apr 2011, 13:23, More)

» The Soundtrack of your Life

5th? 6th anyway.
(Thu 28th Jan 2010, 13:42, More)

» Not-stalgia


(Thu 29th Aug 2013, 13:10, More)

» Bad gigs

It could LAST all afternoon

(Thu 1st Aug 2013, 13:36, More)

» Bad gigs

Muddy Sweetness
Went to see Mud and Sweet many moons ago at our local assembly rooms -probably the early 1990's.
Mud didn't turn up and were replaced by The Glitter Band (minus the nonce of course) - they were pretty shit.
Oh well we thought at least Sweet should be (ahem) good.
Oh fucking deary me.
Brian Connolly (I can't even be bothered to google to find out if that's his name)was a joke.
Off his face, couldn't string 2 words together.
In the end after one or two fucked up songs that we vaguely recognised, the rest of the band decided to switch his mike off and sing the rest of the gig themselves.
He was so wasted he actually believed we could hear him and that nothing was wrong. He merrily mumbled and stumbled his way (silently to us) through all the numbers.
And bowed at the end like he though he had given us some sort of epic performance.
What a useless cunt.
(Fri 26th Jul 2013, 13:57, More)
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