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» I'm going to Hell...

I haven't seen...
...The Dark Knight yet.

Just telling this fact to almost any member of the general public seems to cause them some physical discomfort. It seems to genuinely upset some people and I feel this great sin may cast me into the depths of hell. I must have missed the last memo from the great Space Pope himself that said everyone had to see this piece of cinematic genius.*

And how ever good the film is, I get the feeling that it won't cause me as much pleasure as I get from shrugging my shoulders and saying I haven't got round to watching it yet.

*So I hear.
(Sat 13th Dec 2008, 1:46, More)

» Best and worst TV ads

Not so much a love/hate scenario but more my own idea for a series of adverts for JML. We've all seen that twat who used to be on My Family having his life mundanely improved by each new BT Product. As rubbish as they are, the formula is perfect for JML's array of wonder products.

I want to see an advert where a man's life is going to shit until he gets a JML wonder mop. I want to see an advert where some bint courts a man using her JML Kevlar Oven Gloves. You get the idea.

Make it happen JML!
(Fri 16th Apr 2010, 14:06, More)