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» Cringe!

Projekt Revolution
Back in June my brother, myself and a friend went to Milton Keynes for Projekt Revolution.

During one of the set ups for a band there was a man on stage in a yellow t-shirt. A friend of my mates phoned her to see whereabouts she was, and as we were directly in front of the stage she was trying to explain, so i tried to help by saying 'tell her we are in front of the yellow bloke'.

Just after i finished my sentence the man infront turns around and he just happens to be chinese, and he wasn't best pleased. Can safely say it made the rest of the gig quite uncomfortable.

Even more so when i hit him on the head with a bottle during the bottle fight.

not as funny now i look back...
(Sun 30th Nov 2008, 23:24, More)

» Blood

my accident prone dad...
well my dad, is terribly accident prone, and his accidents include being outwitted by an automatic door, to stepping on a newspaper and paper cutting in between his toes...anyway

at work one day, he decided it would be a good idea to drill towards his face, using a dremel bit. the drill slipped off the metal and went straight into his face, cue broken skin, and as im told plenty of blood.
Also about 2 weeks later whilst in a caravan in wales, he aggressively pulled open a cupboard door, to find that it had a false draw attached, resulting in him taking a blow to the nose, which again, resulted in lots of blood :)

woo first post, shame it was a crap one :(
(Thu 7th Aug 2008, 18:39, More)

» Customers from Hell

I work at a fish shop
Well I work part time at an aquatics shop in between school, so we have some right fruit cakes coming in.

A certain man insists on coming into the shop and asking prices, the once he has been told them decides that: he doesn't want to pay that much, and also decided that i am lying. It lasted about 10 minutes with him dictating prices to me, which were nowhere near right, but then decided to start telling the owner that he doesn't know what is going on about regarding the prices.

not very good i know, but I'm crap at this thing :P

oh and there's a smelly family that come in so we open the doors and stand there wofting the odour out
(Thu 4th Sep 2008, 17:25, More)