» Siblings

Servitude
During a trip to the store I found a small bunch of silk violets on the floor. Being 4 I figured finders keepers despite the fact that I had found them in the aisle where the silk flowers and dried grasses and craft crap was kept. Upon returning home I showed them to my sister who immediately informed me that I was a thief and would be thrown in jail if anyone ever found out. Whenever she wanted something from me she would start in with this chant 'She stole the flowers, she stole the flowers' in ever increasing volume until I gave in and did whatever she asked before our mom heard. I was pretty much her slave until about the age of 10.
(Sun 28th Dec 2008, 5:26, More)

» Blood

Donation
I'm a very slow bleeder and once while donating the blood in the line actually coagulated before it could get to the bag. Well, the tech sees I've been there forever and the bag's not filling so he starts having me squeeze a stress ball. No luck. So he calls another tech over and she pulls out a pair of pliers and starts milking the line. Well, I must have built up some pressure behind the clot because the line split and sent a crimson stream shooting across the two techs and nearly halfway across the room. Pity to ruin their nice, white lab coats.
(Sun 10th Aug 2008, 12:40, More)