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I'm Maco, 18 from Sunny Cornwall.
Mostly just a lurker, occasionally post, nver funny though!
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Hello.
I'm Maco, 18 from Sunny Cornwall.
Mostly just a lurker, occasionally post, nver funny though!
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» Asking people out
Chocolates...
Well, being fresh out of 6th form I have stories here...
Now I (like the majority of male b3tans) am pretty rubbish at talking to girls!
So.. 14 year old kid, there's this girl who I am certain likes me... but I can't sum up the courage to ask her out - then, Brainwave!! I'll give her a box of chocs, with a note under the tray, you know the sorta thing.
Failure number 1: I gave the box to a mutual friend to give to her. Who kept it in her bag. Which melted the chocolates. Shit.
Number 2: When they got to the intended recipient, she ate them and threw the box in the bin without asking who they were from. Or indeed looking under the tray. Bugger.
Ended up asking her out, were together for 6 months - broke up due to moving, then bumped into each other a year ago - and have been happily together since :)
(Thu 10th Dec 2009, 12:47, More)
Chocolates...
Well, being fresh out of 6th form I have stories here...
Now I (like the majority of male b3tans) am pretty rubbish at talking to girls!
So.. 14 year old kid, there's this girl who I am certain likes me... but I can't sum up the courage to ask her out - then, Brainwave!! I'll give her a box of chocs, with a note under the tray, you know the sorta thing.
Failure number 1: I gave the box to a mutual friend to give to her. Who kept it in her bag. Which melted the chocolates. Shit.
Number 2: When they got to the intended recipient, she ate them and threw the box in the bin without asking who they were from. Or indeed looking under the tray. Bugger.
Ended up asking her out, were together for 6 months - broke up due to moving, then bumped into each other a year ago - and have been happily together since :)
(Thu 10th Dec 2009, 12:47, More)
» School Days
lovely man....
Had a 'lovely' Science teacher in year 10. Perhaps by lovely I mean a slimy greasy perverted wanker who looked rather too much at my then-gfs (well as much as you have a girlfriend when your 15) chest...
One day was sitting at the back of the science room with my mates, playing eye spy..... he walks along (its a chemistry lesson remember), and randomly starts talking to me about erections and why they happen. Completely randomly. And then revealed that he had 'problems'...
Naturally I made an excuse up to go quick - and went to move down a set!
Needless to say the bastard was sacked about a month after this...
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 21:14, More)
lovely man....
Had a 'lovely' Science teacher in year 10. Perhaps by lovely I mean a slimy greasy perverted wanker who looked rather too much at my then-gfs (well as much as you have a girlfriend when your 15) chest...
One day was sitting at the back of the science room with my mates, playing eye spy..... he walks along (its a chemistry lesson remember), and randomly starts talking to me about erections and why they happen. Completely randomly. And then revealed that he had 'problems'...
Naturally I made an excuse up to go quick - and went to move down a set!
Needless to say the bastard was sacked about a month after this...
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 21:14, More)
» Family codes and rituals
new year
Every year for the last 3 or 4, we have, at about 11.30pm on December 31st, slightly drunk, gone out onto the patio, and had a barbecue, making sure it lasts into the morning - so we can safely say we were the first people in the world to have a barbecue in the new year (at least in GMT - I bet the aussie's do it, but its hot at christmas over there).
Not bad eh! I bet loads of people do it though, but we are all joint first!
(Fri 21st Nov 2008, 19:49, More)
new year
Every year for the last 3 or 4, we have, at about 11.30pm on December 31st, slightly drunk, gone out onto the patio, and had a barbecue, making sure it lasts into the morning - so we can safely say we were the first people in the world to have a barbecue in the new year (at least in GMT - I bet the aussie's do it, but its hot at christmas over there).
Not bad eh! I bet loads of people do it though, but we are all joint first!
(Fri 21st Nov 2008, 19:49, More)
» Procrastination
Pretty Lazy....
My first QOTW post... have watched for ages but be nice! :)
I'm meant to be presenting a radio show at the moment... but its saturday night, I wanna be out partying instead i'm stuck in a windowless room which acts as a sauna! So instead I sit on b3ta and miniclip and waste away the hours, occastionally announcing a song.... :P oh well!!!! Its not as if anyone really listens and it is a music show... haha
on the upside though - i get to listen to some great music while doing absolutely fuck all... and while getting paid for it
(Sat 15th Nov 2008, 21:08, More)
Pretty Lazy....
My first QOTW post... have watched for ages but be nice! :)
I'm meant to be presenting a radio show at the moment... but its saturday night, I wanna be out partying instead i'm stuck in a windowless room which acts as a sauna! So instead I sit on b3ta and miniclip and waste away the hours, occastionally announcing a song.... :P oh well!!!! Its not as if anyone really listens and it is a music show... haha
on the upside though - i get to listen to some great music while doing absolutely fuck all... and while getting paid for it
(Sat 15th Nov 2008, 21:08, More)