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» My sex misconceptions

i
ate her cat.




oops.
(Mon 29th Sep 2008, 14:41, More)

» Will you go out with me?

Back in the day
This is a bit of a fuzzy memory so be gentle.

When i was around 8 years old(that's about 8 years ago - yes, i know, im a baby b3tan) i was taken to some god festival by my father who's big on the whole god thing(became a, how do you say, part time preacher-man earlier this year after doing a big course on it).

It was a hot sunny day in england i do remember, and i was in a field with a bouncy castle in it.

A girl of about my age approached me and said "i've just met Matthew and Simon!"
Me confused as i was, thinking she meant those of the 12 apostles responded with "But you can't...aren't they dead?"
She looked very upset by this "They can't be dead, i just got their autographs!"
*Me still looking very confused*
"Matthew and Simon from Blue Peter!"

There was an "ohhhhhh" moment and i quickly left after that.

I hated Blue Peter.
(Sat 30th Aug 2008, 17:18, More)

» My most gullible moment

guess what
i believed most of the stories on here...



ouch, sorry, had to be done ;)
(Fri 22nd Aug 2008, 23:33, More)

» Will you go out with me?

"ER...WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME!"
*runs and hides behind school desk*

denied aswell

i reckon there should be 2 questions of the week :/ my askings out generally end in failure
(Sun 31st Aug 2008, 17:34, More)

» God

My friend
is just out of hospital after having an operation on his brain to remove a brain tumor from his head which was successful. However, he has been left with large gaps in his memory. If i were to fill those gaps with tales of scandal and debauchery that he could not confirm may or may not have happened, would you kind people vouch for me to god that i'm not as evil as i sound on the old deeds list?
also, tale ideas as comments welcome :)
(Sun 22nd Mar 2009, 0:00, More)
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