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So i'm Jon. Used to post here a little bit but then stopped for no good reason and became a pro-lurker for bloody ages. My hiatus is now ended and I hope to rack up quite a few more posts. I'm a good buddy of Berk and I have magically avoided seeing any footage/pics of his piercings.
I like biscuits and have a DVD fetish.
This is me in paintmash. t'wasn't a very clear pic to start with... (done by Berk)
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So i'm Jon. Used to post here a little bit but then stopped for no good reason and became a pro-lurker for bloody ages. My hiatus is now ended and I hope to rack up quite a few more posts. I'm a good buddy of Berk and I have magically avoided seeing any footage/pics of his piercings.
I like biscuits and have a DVD fetish.
This is me in paintmash. t'wasn't a very clear pic to start with... (done by Berk)
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» Irrational Fears
Telephones & ghosts
Phones give me the fear like nothing else. I never answer my home phone as I have no idea who will be on the other end and therefore i won't know what to say. Sometimes I don't answer my mobile even if the display shows its someone I know. Weird I know.
Also when I go to bed I have to get all of me bar my head under the duvet as if I don't the ghosts will see me and kill me. As will the man with the machete outside of my window.
Last one - I also suffer from the toilet thing. If i'm home alone then I have to run after flushing as..well I don't know. its scary. I was once told that spiders live under toilet seats my neighbour who'd been on holiday to Africa and that shit me up no end. Maybe a link..
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 15:09, More)
Telephones & ghosts
Phones give me the fear like nothing else. I never answer my home phone as I have no idea who will be on the other end and therefore i won't know what to say. Sometimes I don't answer my mobile even if the display shows its someone I know. Weird I know.
Also when I go to bed I have to get all of me bar my head under the duvet as if I don't the ghosts will see me and kill me. As will the man with the machete outside of my window.
Last one - I also suffer from the toilet thing. If i'm home alone then I have to run after flushing as..well I don't know. its scary. I was once told that spiders live under toilet seats my neighbour who'd been on holiday to Africa and that shit me up no end. Maybe a link..
(Wed 28th Jan 2004, 15:09, More)