» Overheard secrets


One maths lesson all the conversations suddenly stopped except one so the entire class heard my friend say "I don't like vibrators they're too cold."
(Mon 29th Aug 2011, 19:57, More)

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

Does it count if I'm 16?
Whilst walking round a tescos I asked a member of staff where the powerthirst was because I needed GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF ENERGY

for an experiment to be done on Friday we had to observe peoples reactions to things, so we did what seemed natural by charging round the school with bins over their head.

Also in America me and my brothers started to joust with the buggies only deciding to stop after the second buggy broke.
(Tue 22nd Sep 2009, 21:40, More)

» Foot in Mouth Syndrome II


I was in the pub with some friends a few weeks ago when the topic somehow got onto Thatcher and somebody mentioned her Alzheimer's which gave me the great idea of piping out "She also has Alzheimer's." It becomes less funny if you had a relative who recently died from it, or so I'm told.
(Sat 18th Aug 2012, 13:47, More)

» PE Lessons

Cunts and paedophiles the lot of them
French exchange students didnt know they had to bring a PE kit so they were doing it in their boxers in the snow.
(Thu 19th Nov 2009, 18:39, More)