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» Cringe!

My guilty pleasure...
is posting 37 weeks late.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2008, 19:16, More)

» Cringe!

Not my own personal cringe, but I was a witness.
Stood around outside a scummy club in the South East, chatting and smoking and we see some young bloke getting thrown out.

We all turn to watch him shouting at the doormen and squaring up to them, letting them know how "hard" he is and what he's going to come back later and do to them.

Half-way through his finale tirade of abuse, amongst the "cunts" and "fucking wankers", from somewhere inside his drunk mind up pops the word "fraggle".

So he's stood there facing up to these massive blokes, swearing at them, and he's just called one of these monsters a "fraggle". Everyone just cracked up. He tried to carry on but no-one really cared after that.
(Thu 4th Dec 2008, 1:30, More)

» Social Networking Gaffes

I don't need Facebook friends
I have real-life friends. I have a real-life friend with over 700 e-friends, and I always ask him, "How many of those 700 odd could you phone for help if you needed it?"

The answer he usually gives is about five. Yet when I ask him why he has so many e-friends, it's to keep in contact with them. I don't understand.
(Thu 11th Sep 2008, 18:23, More)