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Many years ago, I worked at a large amusement park in Surrey that the late HRH Diana used to frequent (she loved that log flume).

Whilst working in one of the many burger bars, a large, rude chav returned her burger to the counter, claiming it was cold. Rather than politely asking for it to be heated up, she shouted and spat, demanding a new one 'instead of this old shit'.

The supervisor, who was only aged about 17, took it from her, went into the store cupboard, cracked one off onto her burger, then placed it under the grill to warm through. After slapping another bit on cheese and mayo on it, he gave it back and laughed heartly as the fat cow scoffed the lot.

We also used to drop flies and spiders into the veggie burger frier.

I now only eat food I've prepared myself.
(Fri 19th Sep 2008, 12:41, More)