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Hello.
I work full time.
About 3 years, 365 days, 8760 hours, 525600 minutes and 31536000 seconds from completing my education targets.
I was bored at the time i entered information on this profile.
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» Tightwads
Pure stinge
Ok, so we’ve got this lad at work. He is literally the tightest person I have come across over the 19 years of existence on this planet.
His day goes like this.
Morning - He'll wake up, not drink anything before he gets to work, where he'll pour himself a PINT glass of the offices milk. Fair enough a small glass, but a pint?!?!
Also, back in the day when he had some muscle growth formula he would mix it up at work, with the works milk. BTW, when this muscle powder crap ran out, he then went to a boiled egg every morning, or chicken (see lunchtime) because it’s cheaper than this muscle stuff.
The chicken is now out the window, asda tinned smart price tuna is cheaper. No sauce, no sweet corn, straight out the tin.
Lunchtime - This is the worst. He drives, but he would use every excuse not to. Whenever someone goes to asda, he will hop in with them. Now, he has NEVER drove somewhere at lunchtime in the whole year he's been working here.
Evening - He'd go home, have his dinner then get his Mrs. round to watch him play Xbox, because he is too tight to take her out (see Valentines Day).
Valentines Day - Cost him £12. He’s been with his bird for like 2 years. He brought Valentines Day for them forward so he could use orange Wednesdays to take her to the cinema and then all you can eat at pizza hut.
Pub - He’d come along, have various rounds bought for him over the weeks, when it came to his round, he'd buy a maximum of 4 pints even though he’s had a drink off everyone for the last 10. Failing that, he’d come pub with no money, and expect someone to bail him out. As soon as we sussed him on this, he’d not come along because he knows it’s his round. This has been going on for months.
Meeting leftovers - He’d ALWAYS be the first downstairs to grab a plate full of leftovers.
Birthday tradition in the office is to buy the cakes. He counted everyone in the office and bought them all an iced finger.
Don’t get me wrong, he’s a sound guy, just if he was any tighter he wouldn’t be able to shit.
There is more, just writing this has hurt me so much.
(Fri 24th Oct 2008, 16:57, More)
Pure stinge
Ok, so we’ve got this lad at work. He is literally the tightest person I have come across over the 19 years of existence on this planet.
His day goes like this.
Morning - He'll wake up, not drink anything before he gets to work, where he'll pour himself a PINT glass of the offices milk. Fair enough a small glass, but a pint?!?!
Also, back in the day when he had some muscle growth formula he would mix it up at work, with the works milk. BTW, when this muscle powder crap ran out, he then went to a boiled egg every morning, or chicken (see lunchtime) because it’s cheaper than this muscle stuff.
The chicken is now out the window, asda tinned smart price tuna is cheaper. No sauce, no sweet corn, straight out the tin.
Lunchtime - This is the worst. He drives, but he would use every excuse not to. Whenever someone goes to asda, he will hop in with them. Now, he has NEVER drove somewhere at lunchtime in the whole year he's been working here.
Evening - He'd go home, have his dinner then get his Mrs. round to watch him play Xbox, because he is too tight to take her out (see Valentines Day).
Valentines Day - Cost him £12. He’s been with his bird for like 2 years. He brought Valentines Day for them forward so he could use orange Wednesdays to take her to the cinema and then all you can eat at pizza hut.
Pub - He’d come along, have various rounds bought for him over the weeks, when it came to his round, he'd buy a maximum of 4 pints even though he’s had a drink off everyone for the last 10. Failing that, he’d come pub with no money, and expect someone to bail him out. As soon as we sussed him on this, he’d not come along because he knows it’s his round. This has been going on for months.
Meeting leftovers - He’d ALWAYS be the first downstairs to grab a plate full of leftovers.
Birthday tradition in the office is to buy the cakes. He counted everyone in the office and bought them all an iced finger.
Don’t get me wrong, he’s a sound guy, just if he was any tighter he wouldn’t be able to shit.
There is more, just writing this has hurt me so much.
(Fri 24th Oct 2008, 16:57, More)