» Professions I Hate

HR
Anyone that 'works' in HR.

Get a proper fucking job.
(Thu 27th May 2010, 19:21, More)

» Famous people I hate

Just to start.
Moyles - fat cunt
Clarkson and his bummer friends - cunts
Cowall - rich off others talents, twat
Car drivers that think that they own the road - stupid cunts
Cyclists that think they own the road - twats
Jeremy Vine - Jeremy Kyle for people who can't watch telly in the daytime - both are cunts of the highest order
Piers Moron - cocksucker
Nigel Havers - a right cunt
That bloke on that antiques program with glasses who pretends he's eccentric - cunt
Vodafone customer care - useless cunts
Lance Armstrong - litigious cunt
Jamie Oliver - fat tongued cunt
Jimmy Carr - who the fuck is Jimmy Carr? Cunt
Corden and Horne - did I fall into a coma and awake in a different world where these two fucking idiots are funny? Both are cunts
Cheryl Cole - what is she all about? cunt
Guy Andrews - shit eating cunt
The Post office - screwed up having a monopoly, cunts
British Airways - useless couldn't run an airline if their lives depended on it cunts
Jonathon Ross - floppy haired, tryhard cunt


Strangely enough I used to think Russell Brand was a cunt but listened to his radio show and warmed to him. I'll not be listening to Moyles in case the same happens there.
(Fri 5th Feb 2010, 21:51, More)

» IT Support

Too Hot
One very hot summer in Newbury, the building that a large mobile telecoms company housed all of it's main servers started to get rather hot. The air con wasn't working and all of the windows were bricked up to provide added security. They firstly removed the bricks to get some air flowing through the building, they then hung fans in the windows to get more air flowing through. They then put containers of icy water in the roons to try to cool it that way.

They eventually started hosing down the roof to try to cool it that way.

The hot spell luckily ended before they had do think of anything else.
(Fri 25th Sep 2009, 14:15, More)