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» Social Networking Gaffes

fucking women
first post. be nice :).

kind of a gaffe but ill let thee decide.

Met a lass at a music fest, flirted, got on well, nothing came out of it. didnt lose too much sleep over it.

I, however, did add her on the old facebook (not in the stalker way like usual).

.........2 weeks later

im in the local, enter she, looking radiant. proceeds to invite me outside for a chat. we talk, flirt, everyhing is good. then the ex turns up. I am good friends with him and still am. But the problem is she drops the bomb of moving in for the game of tonsil tennis. I panic, and feel guilty for the ex and do not return her serve. Not awkward after that really just talked for ages until she went home.

All i can think about is her for the next week, i send her a facebook message and recieve no reply. Profile stalk abit. pine for a while. And before you know it the weekend has arrived. Surprise surprise i see her. we have a brief talk before she invited her girl-mate outside. hmmmmmmm. Then blanks me for the remainder of the longest evening of my life.

wtf. what should i do to woo her???

Length? she didn't even get to find out :(
(Tue 16th Sep 2008, 15:43, More)

» Eccentrics

(Thu 30th Oct 2008, 19:16, More)

» My sex misconceptions

Can i be the only one?
Where south park taught me everything i know to this day. Plus a few pages upon the old internet.

Misconceptions make no excuses for being a shite shag, as i found out after losing my "v". She was the village bike anyway.
(Mon 29th Sep 2008, 19:58, More)