» My sex misconceptions

Bit wrong, really
My friend lost her virginity to a bouncer when she was 14 (pretty disturbing). More disturbing is that they did it in a field, and he made her do a headstand while he shagged her.

So when she finally met a nice boy a couple of years later and they decided to have sex, she assumed the only position she knew and did a naked headstand on his bedroom floor.
(Tue 30th Sep 2008, 11:24, More)

» Family codes and rituals

Natural Goodness
My mum only ever let us watch the BBC because she thought adverts were evil, and we never had any sweets in the house - even Ribena was banned. We just had fruit. Me and my brother used to sneak into the cupboard and eat vitamin pills because they were the sweetest thing we could find.

Totally backfired though; now I love adverts more than actual telly, and eat the most synthetic E-number laden food I can find. Ha! Take that, mum!
(Tue 25th Nov 2008, 16:40, More)

» Asking people out

Amusing Mistunderstanding
A guy once came up to me on the dancefloor in a club and started talking. I didn't fancy the look of him so straight off I just said, "Sorry, I've got a boyfriend".

There was a pause while he looked at me with anger and disgust, and then he went, "I SAID, do you want to join our conga line!!"
(Tue 15th Dec 2009, 14:29, More)