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gandhi floss
(Tue 3rd Dec 2002, 20:21, More)

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» Stuff You've Overheard

Stuff You've Overheard
I was once in a supermaket about 20 years ago when i heard a little girl giving her poor mother a hard time at the checkout because she wanted some smarties.
Girl: Mummy i want some smarties.

Mother: No your going to have your tea when you get home.

Girl: Well if you don't let me have some smarties i will tell everyone you were kissing Daddys willie when i got out of bed last night.

The mother promply went bright red and left the store and the shopping without paying.

The Moral of the story is don't give head when the kid can get out of bed.
(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 9:18, More)

» Injured Siblings

injured siblings
My older brother used to wind me up when i was a lot younger and more hot headed.
Then a brand new product had come on the market the "Pot Noodle".
The dick wound me up, so i threw the molten napalm bomb all over the fucker. He never bothered me again.Funny that.
(Fri 19th Aug 2005, 4:46, More)

» People with Stupid Names

people with stupid names
There is a women on T.V here in New Zealand called Gay Dick which makes me laugh every time she's on.Sad but true
(Thu 2nd Sep 2004, 4:11, More)

» Petty Sabotage

petty sabotage
I had a boss from hell,so before i left my job i have been rubbing the end of my dick around the rim of her tea cup for six weeks.
(Sat 7th May 2005, 22:23, More)

» Worst Record Ever

worst ever record
Anything by the Stereophonics because they are just shit and welsh & or any music made in New Zealand,just mind blowing,they think agadoo or the maccarana is class.
(Tue 2nd Dec 2003, 22:38, More)
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