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» Tightwads

Not exactly money tight but... (smile!)
One day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight she couldn't get her foot high enough to reach to step.

Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reached back and unzipped her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reached back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn't reach the step.

So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reached back and unzipped her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifted up her leg only to realize that she still couldn't reach the step.

So, seeing how embarrassed the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turned around furiously and said, "How dare you touch my body that way, I don't even know you!"

Shocked, the man says,

"Well, ma'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends."
(Sun 26th Oct 2008, 7:44, More)

» Stuff I've found

I recently purchesed..
A second hand car (well 4x4),
It was a bit tatty inside but for the money it was an absolute bargain,

As most of us do when we get a new car, we wash & clean it (for at least a week anyway)

Delving behind all the seats, I found..

1. size 5 nike air trainer
2. Macdonalds Mc'crayons x 9
3. Best part of a portion of Mcfries
4. a Murry Mint (still in it's wrapper!)
5. £45 in £5 notes?!
6. The usual fluff etc

The Wife likes Murry Mints.
(Fri 7th Nov 2008, 15:53, More)

» Spoilt Brats

Private ed...
An ex employee, what a spoilt wanker,
Private education (approx £25000 worth) yet you can't even read his scrawl,
Does absolutly fuck all, Drives a £25.000 car, 29 and owns a house woth over quarter of a million.
As for the karma, his wife to be is a freeloading fuck pig.
(Sun 12th Oct 2008, 9:30, More)

» Common

People. - Pulp.

Nuff said
(Sat 18th Oct 2008, 22:11, More)

» Common

Manchester utd fans that don't actually live/ know how to get to manchester
(Sat 18th Oct 2008, 19:43, More)
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