» Siblings

Once upon a time -
I was so young that my body was straight and skinny and flat like a young boy. But, I was always up for entertaining my brother and his friends. So, at the ripe age of 8, I stripped down to nothing and strutted down the stairs to a group of 13 year old boys and said, "What do you say to a naked Lady?". Needless to say I have never lived that one down. Not ever. Not in almost 40 years. Feck.
(Fri 26th Dec 2008, 21:43, More)

» Family codes and rituals

my siblings and I...
always laugh at our own bad jokes. It's a family ritual to sit around the table after dinner and out-do the other's bad jokes, puns, etc. It makes a good dinner great.
(Thu 20th Nov 2008, 21:40, More)

» Addicted

I am addicted to my boyfriend
and I am not getting my fix.
(Thu 18th Dec 2008, 23:06, More)

» I'm going to Hell...

her grandmother's arse
My friend Cindy and I were playing cards and getting high late at night, and we found her poloroid camera and a packet of film. Oh what fun!!!

After a few silly photos of each other, we heard her gran in the hallway, probably off the the bathroom. Cindy "encouraged" me to jump out her room and take gran's picture. When I did it, I got a shot of her bending over bare assed and unawares.

The laughter that resulted was loud and hard enough to win me a place in hell by the devil's side. Oh well...
(Fri 12th Dec 2008, 17:13, More)

» Common

Commoners...
The following people were indicted recently by a grand jury:

Tyrone Theodore Baylor, unknown date of birth and address, possession of marijuana, possession of a schedule I or II narcotic

Melissa Nicole Bentley, 23, Woodford, assault and battery against a family member

Michael Thomas Brockmyer, 41, Ruther Glen, sodomy

Paul Phillip Benson III, 30, Woodford, grand larceny

Beverly Cook Brooks, 41, Richmond, habitual offender

Angela Marie Brown, 41, Hanover, malicious wounding

Carl Eugene Brown Jr., 21, Hanover, possession of a schedule I or II narcotic

Jermaine To'Mas Brown, unknown date of birth and address, breaking and entering, damage to property

Adam Clinton Butler, unknown date of birth and address, child neglect

Gilberto Cisneros, unknown date of birth and address, indecent liberties with a child

Maria M. Cruz, unknown date of birth and address, possession of poison with intent to kill

Tracy Leigh Cranford, 41, Milford, arson, two counts of child neglect

Anthony Davis, 42, Richmond, grand larceny, wearing a mask in public, possession of burglary tools, conspiracy, breaking and entering, destruction of property

Carrie Sue Duke, 31, Bowling Green, six counts of forgery, three counts petit larceny, three counts identity theft

Terry Lee Duke, 22, Stafford, four counts breaking and entering, four counts grand larceny

Lloyd Vincent Ferguson Sr., 49, Ruther Glen, possession of a schedule I or II narcotic

Patrick Ryan Flaherty, 21, Stafford, grand larceny

Sherwood Milton Fountain, unknown date of birth and address, DUI-2nd offense, refusal, habitual offender

Jermaine Lavell Freeman, 35, Hanover, failure to register as a sex offender

Michael Dean Gilbert, 53, Woodford, breaking and entering, possession of burglary tools, two counts of possession of stolen goods

Leroy Habibilah, 52, Ashland, wearing a mask in public, possession of burglary tools, burglary, breaking and entering, destruction of property, grand larceny

Richard A. Haynes, 24, Ruther Glen, breaking and entering, grand larceny

Margi Nicole Lewis, 26, no fixed address, possession of stolen goods

David Lee Harris, 42, Ruther Glen, indecent liberties, aggravated sexual battery

Phillip D. Harris, 33, Ruther Glen, grand larceny

Benjamin Jon Heath, unknown date of birth and address, possession with intent to distribute heroin, conspiracy

Ricky Alan Heinbaugh Jr., unknown date of birth and address, robbery

Andrew Scott Hopkins, 39, Beaverdam, possession of cocaine

Hiroko O. Hughes, unknown date of birth and address, malicious wounding
(Fri 17th Oct 2008, 21:34, More)