» The nicest thing someone's ever done for me

a few weeks before my last birthday,
my wife came into my shop. 10am monday, which isn't unusual. She usually comes in for gas money or to see if we want breakfast. My partner handing me a weeks salary on a monday morning was unusual though. He laughed, told me to leave my keys so he could use my truck for the week, and leave. My wife had somehow gotten my three best friends to take the week off, packed my bags for me and booked three nights in NY, three nights in Boston, and arranged with my family to stay with them for one night in New Hampshire. So my wife, my three friends and I got to watch the last red sox v yankees series in yankee stadium, (where my wife had paid to have "Glen I WIN." put on the scoreboard) watch the white sox v red sox at fenway and be drunk out of our minds for a week. My dad now thinks I'm an alchoholic for showing up on his doorstep 1000 miles away from home hammered, but thats ok. Oh, and my wife is pregnant, so she got to enjoy playing chaperone to four drunk idiots trying to piss off everyone in new england. Apparently they had been planning and saving for it for over six months. I had no idea. Now I have to think of something better than that for her birthday next year.
fantastic. Any ideas?
(Tue 7th Oct 2008, 21:16, More)

» Mobile phone disasters

my wife
personalized her ring tone on my phone to a woman having an orgasm. She called the next morning. while i was having a meeting with corporate. nice.
(Fri 31st Jul 2009, 23:11, More)