» Bad Management

The shit rise to the top
Im a teacher, so enough said
Despite a genuine desire to help kids I am constantly hampered by inept up their own arse managers

I am actually angry that THE MONEY I PAY IN FUCKING TAX goes towards PAYING ME to do some of the inane shit I am forced to do by management when I could be doing somehting that actually helps children

examples include but are not limited to

Filling out hundreds of forms that will never be read by another human
Attending staff training for an hour where we are asked to 'create a scene from Romeo and Juliet in plastacine.......'
Go through at least 4 layers of management to get the bloke down the corridor to move a piano from one room to another (I am 'not allowed' to do it by myself)
Spend four years asking for something to be done with the temprature in my room which reaches 90 degreed in summer to find out 'oh the 'cool air blowers' have 'never been turned on'
Be told at the last minute about everything and expected to 'deliver'
Explain to management on day one that a certain child stands absolutely zero chance of passing the course and in fact will cause other students to fail due to their fucking retarded behaviour and need to be found a 'vocational' place, then repeat this constantly, then be put under scrutiny by management for 'reasons' this child 'failed' as well as the other children that 'failed' as a result of them not listening to me in the first place.

Too many chiefs not enough indians
(Thu 10th Jun 2010, 23:05, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

Probably bindun but I cant be arsed to check
Wasssssuuuuuuuuuuuuup!

Still makes me want to kill people
Anyone who was not antagonised by this immediately should have been gassed
Our world would be a better place nowadays as a result, but bloody political correctness got in the way AGAIN
Just because hitler was a bit misguided in his choice of victim DOES NOT mean the method was flawed
(Fri 9th Apr 2010, 1:15, More)

» Doctors, Nurses, Dentists and Hospitals

My mates cock
So my mate went in for a vasectomy, he had three kids already and was only 23 or something. It was on the night that the republic of Ireland played Holland to get into the World Cup Finals (1998??) I remember listening to it in the car.
Anyway, he asked me to pick him up as he could not drive back home himself, for obvious swollen reasons.He said to be there about 8 and he would be on ward 3 or something. So I parked up, wandered in to a seemingly deserted hospitol, noone was about. After a few minutes I seemed to be in the right place and tracked down a nurse, I tentatively enquired 'Hi, I am looking for Phil Collins, I am here to pick him up' (that was genuinely his name), instantly she replied, bold as brass 'Oh yes love, is he in for his cock? I'll just go get him'
And she did
He had no more children
(Thu 11th Mar 2010, 19:09, More)

» Best and worst TV ads


Oh god dont get me started

That cunt who 'starts a band' and loads of contrived cunts all join in and its made to look contrived with a carnival atmosphere as he triumphantly tours around the country like a cunt

'Car insurance, stupid, just stupid' that ginger cunt a few years back
Although he did have a point

and the rest
(Thu 15th Apr 2010, 22:38, More)