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» Family codes and rituals
Cabbage ritual
I tell my six year old son that if he doesn't eat his cabbage, his willy won't grow.
Cruel I know, but my Dad told me the same thing, as did his Dad to him.
I'll probably still be paying for his therapy when I'm sixty, and he'll have a cabbage phobia and an enormous schlong
Length?.. I ate all my cabbage!
(Thu 20th Nov 2008, 20:55, More)
Cabbage ritual
I tell my six year old son that if he doesn't eat his cabbage, his willy won't grow.
Cruel I know, but my Dad told me the same thing, as did his Dad to him.
I'll probably still be paying for his therapy when I'm sixty, and he'll have a cabbage phobia and an enormous schlong
Length?.. I ate all my cabbage!
(Thu 20th Nov 2008, 20:55, More)
» Festivals
Anarchists vs. Hippies
Happy Daze festival, Bala, North Wales , 1989ish.
Great festival, picturesque surroundings, sun shining, it was idyllic.
On the Sunday afternoon a friendly cricket match took place between the anarchists and the hippies. The anarchists, being anarchists, ignored the rules of the game.
The highlight though was when a streaker ran onto the pitch, gracefully jumped over the wickets, pursued slowly by two stoned-looking dreadlocked "policemen".
Happy daze indeed!
(Fri 5th Jun 2009, 19:10, More)
Anarchists vs. Hippies
Happy Daze festival, Bala, North Wales , 1989ish.
Great festival, picturesque surroundings, sun shining, it was idyllic.
On the Sunday afternoon a friendly cricket match took place between the anarchists and the hippies. The anarchists, being anarchists, ignored the rules of the game.
The highlight though was when a streaker ran onto the pitch, gracefully jumped over the wickets, pursued slowly by two stoned-looking dreadlocked "policemen".
Happy daze indeed!
(Fri 5th Jun 2009, 19:10, More)
» Cougars and Sugar Daddies
A guy told me
the other day, he'd been having sex with my mum...
even took her up the bum a few times.
I said "I think you've had enough to drink now Dad!"
sorry for being slightly off topic but it tickled me
(Tue 9th Dec 2008, 20:58, More)
A guy told me
the other day, he'd been having sex with my mum...
even took her up the bum a few times.
I said "I think you've had enough to drink now Dad!"
sorry for being slightly off topic but it tickled me
(Tue 9th Dec 2008, 20:58, More)
» Procrastination
Driving licence
I failed a driving test at the tender age of 17, mostly because I was a bad driver.
Being an indignant little tosser, and somewhat headstrong, I continued to carry on driving with a provisional licence for the next few years (about 10 ) After adding up my accumulated fines and points (£600 and 8 respectively) it occurred to me that it may be less expensive to just retake the test.
With 10 years of driving under my belt, I pissed myself, sorry I mean pissed the test and French kissed my elderly male examiner.
Result? pass
(Mon 17th Nov 2008, 22:52, More)
Driving licence
I failed a driving test at the tender age of 17, mostly because I was a bad driver.
Being an indignant little tosser, and somewhat headstrong, I continued to carry on driving with a provisional licence for the next few years (about 10 ) After adding up my accumulated fines and points (£600 and 8 respectively) it occurred to me that it may be less expensive to just retake the test.
With 10 years of driving under my belt, I pissed myself, sorry I mean pissed the test and French kissed my elderly male examiner.
Result? pass
(Mon 17th Nov 2008, 22:52, More)