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Girl PhD student failing to develop a cure for asthma but not inclined to join the real tax-paying world just yet.
likes baking, driving vintage cars too fast and cats.
dislikes warm toilet seats, rain when i am cycling and men in polo necks.

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» Puns

I'll just poppin this one..
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, Which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet.
He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet,He suffered from bad breath.
This made him ..

..A super-calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
(Thu 5th Mar 2009, 15:19, More)

» Bullshit and Bullshitters

My sister is two years younger than me
When we were at the point where I could cycle without stabilisers and she couldn't, apparently I told her that "if an aeroplane flies overhead and spots that she is riding a bike with stabilisers, it will flash a red light and she has 10 seconds to get under cover or it will start shooting at her".
Of course, all aeroplanes have a red flashy light on them causing my sister to scream and run for the barns everytime one flew overhead!
She learnt how to ride a bike without stabilisers pretty quickly though :-)
(Thu 13th Jan 2011, 16:12, More)

» Turning into your parents

My dad and I ...
Both listen to planet rock radio station*,
have a teasmade (alarm clock that makes you a cup of tea, bloody brilliant device),
enjoy going to the tip on saturday mornings
and often ring each other up to compare the weather in somerset and london and how well our tomatoes are growing...
I'm only 24 :-S

*station that specialises in dad rock - Led Zeppelin, Clapton, deep purple etc...
(Thu 30th Apr 2009, 15:53, More)

» Unexpected Nudity

Last monday
It was a lovely warm evening and I was walking down my road. I heard some singing but I couldn't see anybody about. Looking up I found the source. One of the houses had a loft conversion with a shower room in it, with a velux window in the roof. Turns out, on a warm evening when you might want to have a shower and sing loudly to yourself and you open the velux window there is a perfect reflection of your naked body to rest of the road in the window. I stood for a couple of minutes admiring this guys perfect buttocks and trundled off to my house with a smile on my face :-)
(Thu 28th May 2009, 14:16, More)

» I Hurt My Rude Bits, Again

don't climb gates in a dress
i don't remember much from my childhood but this is still a vivid memory of when i was about 7. being a country bumpkin I had to climb over a lot of gates, so I got quite fast and generally climbed up to the top and then jumped over the top bar to the ground on the other side.
one day i climbed a big wooden five bar gate in my school summer dress and jumped over the top as usual but this time the front of my dress had caught on a nail. Instead of landing on the ground i landed into a wedgie (or should it be vedgie?) as my dress went between my legs and back up over onto the front of the gate with my full body weight resting on my fanny. I am sure it must have been as painful as being kicked in the balls!
(Sat 9th Mar 2013, 12:59, More)
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