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» Family codes and rituals

Ritual de Famille
When driving, my Uncle would always take his hands off the steering wheel, put them in the air and scream every time we went over a cattle grid.

I almost soiled myself the first time he did it.
(Fri 21st Nov 2008, 9:23, More)

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Stag Don't
On a stag do the weekend just gone. We were all staying in a bunkhouse behind a pub in Wales.

One of our number had drawn the short straw and ended up in drag. As a consequence he was getting a bizarre amount of bawdy, sexually charged attention from the other stag do attendees.

I ended talking about this to the pub landlord and one of the bar staff who were outside on a cigarette break, and mentioned that the guy in drag would be in trouble when we got back to the bunkhouse, with all the randy stags after him.

The landlord quipped that'd it'd be more like a 'bonk' house than a bunkhouse. As quick as a flash (and I don't know why I thought this would be appropriate) I blurted out 'More like a Rape-House!' expecting an explosion of laughter. ABSOLUTE silence for a couple of minutes while they finished their cigarettes, and then promptly went back inside.

Oh dear.
(Tue 17th May 2011, 11:09, More)

» Family codes and rituals

This started when we were on a family camping holiday when I was a nipper.

Dad - Goodnight Jim Bob
Us (in unison) - Goodnight Hairy Melon

Went on for years, but only on holiday for some reason.
(Fri 21st Nov 2008, 12:22, More)