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I heart Don Hertzfeldt

...That and I finally can play around with VirtualDub and all that fun stuff, hooray!

/edit arg legal-type folks! my only weakness! *runs*
(Tue 16th Aug 2005, 10:39, More)

Ninjas were rarely seen

but that was nothing compared to the dreaded ninjew.
(Thu 18th Mar 2004, 2:55, More)

Billy just couldn't make his mother reappear...

from that day on he stayed away from magic tricks...heh first animation, and yes, i really had nothing better to do. As hard as that may seem...

/edit woah, not checking file size= bad...that should be a bit better, sorry bout that
(Sun 27th Oct 2002, 22:04, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Impromptu Games You Play

my friends and i have created a game involving a bottle of water and moving people. You simply place the bottle infront of them while they are walking and see if they have enough sense to walk around it. It is great fun
(Mon 29th Mar 2004, 19:16, More)

» Pet Names

my friend has a dog named Seaguls. Why, you ask? Well, so you can say things such as, "Seaguls woke me up this morning by jumping on the bed." or "Seaguls just bit me!" Oh the hilarity...
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 22:43, More)

» Slang Survey

pwnd= owned= i totally beat you

werd= word= i agree/yes/hello/whatever you want it to mean

ka-blammo= cool

dickin refriculous= frickin rediculous

mastoned= shanked

(all of the above are ones I use)

"shut up, person of alternative lifestyle"= "shut up fag"= "shut up moron/dumbass/etc."
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 3:59, More)

» Breakin' The Law

One time when I was about 6 maybe I was at a daycare type place. Some other kids asked me if I wanted to help kill some spiders, I happily joined them since there was nothing else to do at that hell hole. We were bashing away at what I now know as a retaining wall...The spiders were inside the blocks you see, so in the extermination process some(many) of the blocks were damaged(destroyed). Basically we were caught by one of satan's minions (an employee of the daycare) and were told to either stop and go back inside or she would call the police. Thats about it...wow, aren't I the rebel...Oh, there was the one time we hid in some bushes and a crazy person came out with a baseball bat and thought we were stealing from someone's house, but I was never seen, so I guess that doesn't count
(Fri 9th Jan 2004, 6:45, More)