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Im a 27 year old single geek, which in itself is fine, but Im also a single Dad and am passing the geekiness onto my 3 year old daughter, is this a good thing?

how jedi are you?
:: by lawrie malen

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Second Level of Hell!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Extreme
Level 3 (Gluttonous)High
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)High

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

You are .cgi Your life seems a bit too scripted, and sometimes you are exploited.  Still a  workhorse though.
Which File Extension are You?

You are Windows 98.  You're a bit flaky, but well-liked.  You don't have a great memory, but everyone seems to know you.  A great person to hang out with and play some games.
Which OS are You?

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» Letters they'll never read

Dear Obi Jnr:
( If your looking for funnies look elsewhere)
Now you are mastering the lost art of reading I can say things I doubt I would ever say to your tiny little face. Thank you, Thank you for giving me a reason to carry on after mummy went to heaven, thank you for still saying Im the best daddy ever even after I dye your pink dress a vile mush of colours in the washing machine, thank you for the hugs and smiles when I walk through the door that brighten even the shitteyest of days.

Thank you for listening to my silly stories and strange advice, thank you for so far not growing up like one of those vile feral little shits that give kids everywhere a bad name, thank you for prefering to watch 80s cartoons with me on youtube rather than cbeebies. Thank you for making me so proud of you, and thank you for being mine.

(Fri 5th Mar 2010, 16:48, More)

» Prejudice

The Unemployed
As some of you already know, Im a single parent, I bust my ass to take my daughter to school, race like a loon to get to work on time, work hard at a full time job for a quite honestly piss poor wage whilst trying to earn a degree with OU, yet everyday I run into people who drop their kids off, go home, watch Jeremy Kyle and piss about on facebook all day. That in itself is annoying enough, but when these mouth breathing window lickers can seem to afford most of lifes little luxuries whilst Im barely getting by something is surely wrong? I mean even if they did a few hours in the day working in a shop, I'd have no problem with them getting their wages topped up by benefits as they would at least be making an effort. To my mind benefits should allow you to exist, thats it, a roof over your head, clothes on your back and food on the table. Not enough for you? GET A FUCKING JOB.

Rant over
(Mon 5th Apr 2010, 18:58, More)

» Neighbours

Originally a reply to TheSnarks post but...
I have dog owners living to my right, and cat owners to my left....and between the fucking barking and the cat shit in my garden Im left wondering why in the name of cosmic blue arse burgers I should put up with the noise and smell because other people want to keep bloody animals in their house?
(Fri 2nd Oct 2009, 13:51, More)

» The most childish thing you've done as an adult

God bless the 80's
Does it count that I bought an Atari ST last week, and spent 5 hours last night playing treasure island dizzy whilst wearing a Thundercats T shirt and eating a big bag of White chocolate Mice.

Im 27 :(
(Tue 22nd Sep 2009, 11:25, More)

» Lies that got out of control

Back in the day...
When I was driving trucks around this wonderful green and lush land and causing chaos along the way I pulled out in front of a Middle aged lady on a roundabout forcing her to screech to a halt.
Cue much annoyence from this lady, following me, tooting her horn and flashing of lights Etc until I stopped for Diesel.

Lady: You could have killed me you nasty little man......blah blah witter

Me: Have you ever re read the bloody highway code you dense old mare? Vehicles with the most axles and wheels ALWAYS have right of way.

Lady "confused staring as she thinks......could that be true" Oh dear, Im so sorry young man, I had no idea blah blah etc

Although I dont know if ti DID get out of hand Im warmed inside by the thought of this lady still stopping on roundabouts and at every junction she finds with a truck waiting to let them out :)
(Fri 13th Aug 2010, 14:39, More)
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