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Lurking for 4 years now, finally signed up to answer cringe... damn newbie Tuesday!

I love teh b3ta, waster of many many hours

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» Guilty Laughs

When Automatic Doors Attack...
In April this year me and husband decided to visit Bruges (Its in Belgium). A very popular tourist place is the Half Moon Brewery. It does tours of the brewery and also has a little cafe next to it. Due to the bizaare building layout, the queue for the tour can sometimes run into the cafe - where the automatic door hatches its plan.

We were sat in the cafe in tears laughing at as the evil glass automatic door would wait until somebody *just* moved out of the sensor, where it would close and try and eat the poor tourist. It tried to take one guys backpack off his back by sliding neatly between them and his suprised expression set us off howling again. We stayed in there for about an hour just saying to each other "watch him in red, its gonna get him - owch".

Great place!
(Mon 26th Jul 2010, 13:23, More)

» Family Feuds

I fell out with my sister as she told my cat hes an idiot.

Well, he is really.
(Thu 12th Nov 2009, 12:29, More)

» Mobile phone disasters

Bluetooth in the afterlife?
Few years ago I worked for a mobile phone company in York, and we sometimes had people ring the store instead for advice instead of waiting hours for the call centres. I answered the phone to an older lady, who we had sold a contract to her husband a few weeks ago.

It turned out that hubby had now passed away and she was asking me what to do next, as she didn’t want the phone anymore. I suggested that she send the phone back with a copy of the death certificate, and we would cancel the contract. She seemed happy enough with this, and then said that the phone came with a Bluetooth headset, and should she send this back too?

Then my brain broke...

I quite happily suggested that “Yeah, send it back with the phone. Unless he is going to be using it with another handset”

Ohhhhh nooo... what-did-i-just-say-oh-this-cant-be-good...
She just thanked me and hung up. Bollocks.

(not quite a disaster - just could of lost my job i loved! oops)
(Thu 30th Jul 2009, 13:27, More)

» Good Advice

Dont ever tickle your cat with fingers smelling of cat treats. You will regret it.
(Thu 20th May 2010, 13:04, More)

» Annoying words and phrases

Icecream van...
(Thu 8th Apr 2010, 13:17, More)
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