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» Tramps

No Home in Motown
After my third divorce, I had lost my wife, small daughter, house, job, car and all. Another girlfriend had thrown me out into the streets and I was using a reconditioned bicycle to make my way around town and from bar to bar looking for the free luncheon tray on Sundays.
Hopelessly alcoholic, I stood tottering on a bridge in the rain one night and shouted to the heavens above, "Give me MORE, you motherfuckers!" That night some asshole stole my bicycle.
Clean and sober six years now. Re-united with ex. Still writing bullshit on websites.
(Sun 5th Jul 2009, 19:51, More)

» Pubs

Motown-City of Broken Glass
Two dykes fucking each other with pool cues in a bar in Detroit.
(Sun 8th Feb 2009, 7:08, More)

» Getting other people into trouble

Getting others into trouble
I pinned a murder rap on another guy but he got off too. Then he lost a civil case against him by Nicole and Ron's family and is doing prison time on an unrelated charge. Ha-ha-ha!
(Sun 21st Oct 2012, 4:56, More)

» The B3TA Detective Agency

Suddenly...
Our president's an idiot.
(Sat 15th Oct 2011, 16:17, More)

» Easiest Job Ever

Easiest Job
Taco Bender
(Sat 11th Sep 2010, 20:35, More)
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