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» Pubs
So there I was
drinking at the counter, and munching on a few nibbles when I thought I heard a woman's voice say:
"Hey there, handsome."
I looked around to find the source, but it was just me and the barman. I resumed my pint, but there it was again:
"Oh my, what a nice suit!"
I went back to my pint, but as it was my third I needed desperately to relieve myself. As I stood, emptying the contents of my bladder into the urinal I heard a loud, gruff voice proclaim:
"Oy, ya cunt! Ya wanna take this outside?"
When I returned to the bar I asked the bartender if anyone had heard anything strange in his pub, to which he replied:
"Ah, yes. You see the nuts are complimentary, but the toilet's out of order."
Sorry if it's already bindun.
(Sat 7th Feb 2009, 21:46, More)
So there I was
drinking at the counter, and munching on a few nibbles when I thought I heard a woman's voice say:
"Hey there, handsome."
I looked around to find the source, but it was just me and the barman. I resumed my pint, but there it was again:
"Oh my, what a nice suit!"
I went back to my pint, but as it was my third I needed desperately to relieve myself. As I stood, emptying the contents of my bladder into the urinal I heard a loud, gruff voice proclaim:
"Oy, ya cunt! Ya wanna take this outside?"
When I returned to the bar I asked the bartender if anyone had heard anything strange in his pub, to which he replied:
"Ah, yes. You see the nuts are complimentary, but the toilet's out of order."
Sorry if it's already bindun.
(Sat 7th Feb 2009, 21:46, More)
» School Days
Once, in math...
There were two people who sat at the back of the class, let us call them A and B for anonymity's sake. Now A had the tendancy to be somewhat... shall we say brash at times. He was trying to tell B about how tough he was, and this exchange occurred:
A: I'm really hard.
B: Yeah, you get hard for maths.
That was all well and good, but at this point A temporarily lost control of the volume of his voice in his desire to retort, and wound up shouting at the top of his voice to all the class:
"No, B, I get hard for you! I want to cum on your face!"
Our teacher, to her immense credit, only raised her eyebrows at him.
(Mon 2nd Feb 2009, 16:45, More)
Once, in math...
There were two people who sat at the back of the class, let us call them A and B for anonymity's sake. Now A had the tendancy to be somewhat... shall we say brash at times. He was trying to tell B about how tough he was, and this exchange occurred:
A: I'm really hard.
B: Yeah, you get hard for maths.
That was all well and good, but at this point A temporarily lost control of the volume of his voice in his desire to retort, and wound up shouting at the top of his voice to all the class:
"No, B, I get hard for you! I want to cum on your face!"
Our teacher, to her immense credit, only raised her eyebrows at him.
(Mon 2nd Feb 2009, 16:45, More)