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There is a minor problem after I didn't pay my ISP. Do please admire the following redexes:
Some of my religious artwork
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» Petty Sabotage
I like to
post tall stories on messageboards asking for anecdotes. It doesn't really matter what the stories are or even if they bear any resemblance to the truth as long as they are slightly funny and make me sound like a bit of a lad.
At least I know that no-one else would be so anarchistic.
(Mon 9th May 2005, 13:21, More)
I like to
post tall stories on messageboards asking for anecdotes. It doesn't really matter what the stories are or even if they bear any resemblance to the truth as long as they are slightly funny and make me sound like a bit of a lad.
At least I know that no-one else would be so anarchistic.
(Mon 9th May 2005, 13:21, More)
» I'm an expert
I'm an
expert at wanking.
I've had a lot of practice, and aim to get more.
In fact, I'm wanking as i write.
(Wed 29th Jun 2005, 17:27, More)
I'm an
expert at wanking.
I've had a lot of practice, and aim to get more.
In fact, I'm wanking as i write.
(Wed 29th Jun 2005, 17:27, More)
» Stupid Tourists
I used to live in Malaysia.
I was in a bar one night and a stupid English tourist asked the best way to Eye-poh.
How I laughed. He, of course, meant Ipoh.
Blah blah blah about Royal Sel-lang-gor pewter products.
Blah blah blah of course, he meant Royal Selangor pewter.
This is all of course bollocks but no more so than the Loogaburooga stories.
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 14:30, More)
I used to live in Malaysia.
I was in a bar one night and a stupid English tourist asked the best way to Eye-poh.
How I laughed. He, of course, meant Ipoh.
Blah blah blah about Royal Sel-lang-gor pewter products.
Blah blah blah of course, he meant Royal Selangor pewter.
This is all of course bollocks but no more so than the Loogaburooga stories.
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 14:30, More)
» Stupid Tourists
double-dekka bus?
What is that?
Loughborough. I used to visit there a bit and I never saw an American Tourist. Is this because they couldn't pronounce it when asking for directions or because they are all figments of your imaginations?
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 14:41, More)
double-dekka bus?
What is that?
Loughborough. I used to visit there a bit and I never saw an American Tourist. Is this because they couldn't pronounce it when asking for directions or because they are all figments of your imaginations?
(Fri 8th Jul 2005, 14:41, More)