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Crazy Grandfather
I have the craziest grandfather on the planet. When he has trouble exiting the car, he says, "Don't do me no favours, feet."

I made a movie once in a film class and was screening it for my family. He walked into the room, not knowing that it was my movie, and said, "What's this shitty picture?"

He also calls restaurants funny names. We have an International House of Pancakes nearby. He calls it, "Pancake House." We have a Chinese restaurant nearby called Mr. Chan's. He calls it, "General Chink's."

Crazy, bollock-talkin' granddad.
(Fri 12th Mar 2004, 15:09, More)

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Solong the Cat
Hi. My cat's belly once made a sound that sounded like it said, "So long!" as though it were going out on a trip somewhere. Since then, the cat's been known as Solong. I hope he says something else someday.
(Thu 26th Feb 2004, 14:39, More)