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» School Days
I just remembered.
I was sitting in my AP US History class, chatting with a few of my friends and very distinctly not doing any work, when suddenly it came to our attention that there was a conflict brewing on the other side of the classroom. Two of the lads over there had a previously existing conflict, it seems, and Isaiah was provoking Aaron unendingly.
They stood up and postured like two angry gorillas, shouting and all that. Our teacher, the ever-wonderful Dr. J, broke it up and pulled Isaiah outside. Aaron thought a moment, then reached into his bag and pulled out something I couldn't see. He stormed toward the door saying, "I'm gonna shank that bitch!" One of his friends tried to pull him back, but he just shook her off.
He only stopped when another quick-thinking boy shoved a desk in front of the classroom door and dove into it, yelling "No more black people in jail!" Then Aaron let himself be led back to his seat.
Oddest moment of my life.
Aaron was summarily removed from school for having a switchblade, seam ripper, and prop gun in his backpack.
(Wed 4th Feb 2009, 21:29, More)
I just remembered.
I was sitting in my AP US History class, chatting with a few of my friends and very distinctly not doing any work, when suddenly it came to our attention that there was a conflict brewing on the other side of the classroom. Two of the lads over there had a previously existing conflict, it seems, and Isaiah was provoking Aaron unendingly.
They stood up and postured like two angry gorillas, shouting and all that. Our teacher, the ever-wonderful Dr. J, broke it up and pulled Isaiah outside. Aaron thought a moment, then reached into his bag and pulled out something I couldn't see. He stormed toward the door saying, "I'm gonna shank that bitch!" One of his friends tried to pull him back, but he just shook her off.
He only stopped when another quick-thinking boy shoved a desk in front of the classroom door and dove into it, yelling "No more black people in jail!" Then Aaron let himself be led back to his seat.
Oddest moment of my life.
Aaron was summarily removed from school for having a switchblade, seam ripper, and prop gun in his backpack.
(Wed 4th Feb 2009, 21:29, More)
» School Days
Another pedophile
I remember in high school (so long ago it was, a whole nine months ago...), we had two driver's ed teachers named Mr. Bevis (pronounced Bee-vis) and Coach Rodriguez. Coach Rod was lacking in the hair department, so their nicknames evolved into Beavis and Baldhead. I don't think they were amused, but that doesn't really matter.
Now, on to the better story:
Beavis was known throughout the school as being a wee bit of a pedophile. All the well-endowed girls learned to sit at the back of the classroom, as he'd spend a good portion of the period blatantly staring down shirts. I saw him personally pat the thighs and ass of a girl on crutches as we walked away from the driving course. She was moving too slow, or something. She didn't seem to mind, and said "Read my lips - fuck off" and laughed.
He also had the creepiest mustache known to man. I swear it was sentient.
(Wed 4th Feb 2009, 21:25, More)
Another pedophile
I remember in high school (so long ago it was, a whole nine months ago...), we had two driver's ed teachers named Mr. Bevis (pronounced Bee-vis) and Coach Rodriguez. Coach Rod was lacking in the hair department, so their nicknames evolved into Beavis and Baldhead. I don't think they were amused, but that doesn't really matter.
Now, on to the better story:
Beavis was known throughout the school as being a wee bit of a pedophile. All the well-endowed girls learned to sit at the back of the classroom, as he'd spend a good portion of the period blatantly staring down shirts. I saw him personally pat the thighs and ass of a girl on crutches as we walked away from the driving course. She was moving too slow, or something. She didn't seem to mind, and said "Read my lips - fuck off" and laughed.
He also had the creepiest mustache known to man. I swear it was sentient.
(Wed 4th Feb 2009, 21:25, More)