» Letters they'll never read

To my ex-boyfriend and my ex-friend
Dear Slag,

Ha! Seems that now you've got my ex all to yourself he's not enough, eh (guess I should have warned you about the tinchy cock and disasterous sexual technique but, hey, I was a bit busy being completely heart broken about being left for a moronic flirtacious cum bucket)? Well, I'm sure that when he realises that you're fucking his best friend too (and he will, mostly because I'm going to make sure that said best friend's girlfriend finds out) the shit will hit the fan enough to keep you entertained for a while.

Your days are numbered, bitch, and I will be cheering at the sidelines as you fall.

Dear Twat,

It's taken me the last year to realise that you leaving me for a slutty moron says more about you than it does about me. It says that you're a cunt.

Thanks for doing me a huge favour.


Now THAT's cathartic.
(Sat 6th Mar 2010, 20:46, More)

» Crappy relationships

charm
6 months into a relationship an ex asked me to do anal. being young, inexperienced and a little unkeen I asked why, hoping for an explanation of how it would be a pleasure for us both and bring us closer together.

"well" he replied "...it's just something to do, isn't it?"
(Mon 25th Oct 2010, 16:53, More)