b3ta.com user Gru
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Cermonial Magician, Unemploed and Unemployable due to be the full time carer to the Missis, looking down the barrell of 40, Reader of Bizarre Magaizine, The Invisibles, William Gibson, Douglas Ruskoff and Copeland,PKD and Alan Moore, Mountian biker, climber and Martial Artist but still a fat git, Lived in the Northwest Most of my life then decided to take a chance, and threw all my belogings into a car and moved down to South Wales, Never looked back.

Oh and by the way I AM DYSLEXIC my spelling and grammar make sense to me but not everyone else. Its quite common in real life but apparenlty the worst crime you can commit on the internet.

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» Getting Old

Getting Old...I appreciate it.
As the saying goes. 'Old age and treachery beats youth and enthusiam everytime.'
I'm better in my 40's at cooking, managing money, making lurvvvee. I have cheaper car insurance and can outdrive boy racers in their saxos. If I choose to. I don't feel that competitive edge everytime a mobile disco pulls up next to me at traffic lights. I can be comfortable in a well fitted suit or jeans and t-shirt and don't have to follow that latest clothing and fashion fads.
I can listen to all types of music, enjoy discovering new bands and those that influenced them.
I can drink if I choose, Beer, Wine or spirits, for the taste not to get rolling around drunk in the street.
I write with a fountain pen, shave with a double edged or a cut throat razor and wear a watch that still uses a clockwork wind up mechanism. Yet can find my way around a iPhone and Laptop without having to ask someone half my age.
Yes my bones make unusual noises at times, and I no longer heal as fast as I once did. But I count them as small prices to pay for all the knowlege and experience I have accrued.
(Thu 7th Jun 2012, 14:59, More)

» Conspiracy theory nutters

The Conspiracy
The best well kept secret is this.
There is no Illuminati. Beliving that there is some kind of secret cabal that runs the civilised world is like beliving in some kind of omminescent being with a long flowing beard somehow runs the universe. The truth is far more terryfying. No one runs the world, its all a coalition of nations held together through mutual distrust and a dependence on fossil fuels. No one is in charge, the lynchpin of society is a spinning mass of greed and chaos.
(Fri 28th Aug 2009, 0:02, More)

» B3ta Villain of the Year 2010

first...balls second
Predictable but that spinless turncoat Clegg.
History would remember you as the man who sold the youth of the future up the river. But since the universities will be full of the Rich and the Welsh no one will remember.

And a honourable mention to the rozzers who decied to enact their own Little Britan Sketch on Jody Mcintrye.
(Thu 23rd Dec 2010, 12:37, More)

» Expensive Weekends

Probably this weekend
Nipped down town this morning only to find income support hasn't been paid into the account, Of course the DWP are all closed and not answering their phones so we don't know what happend, probly be put down to a "computer error"
We have two nephews birthdays this weekend. We can just about afford cards for them.

Big thanks to the DWP fellas

(oh and before anyone starts the missus is disabled and I'm her carer we would both love to work but physicaly she cant and its 24/7 job to look after her)
(Sat 15th May 2010, 14:46, More)

» Rubbish Towns

Cops are useless and the populations dwindling.
(Tue 3rd Nov 2009, 11:50, More)
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