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Not my local but still...
Whilst enjoying a relaxing and cultural two week respite in Magaluf with a collection of like minded drunken comrades i found myself in a rather busy pub toilet with watering eyes such was my need to piss. As any decent yob in such a situation would undertake, I flopped the old man out into the handbasin and commenced my slash. Not untill the shivers of releif had subsided did i notice that my resting position on the side of the sink unit had previously been used to position some disgarded chewing gum and i had a moment of tacky panic when reholstering the weapon before i understood the mild humor of the situation.

Disgusting behaviour I know, chewing gum belongs in the bin.
(Thu 12th Feb 2009, 18:00, More)