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Hello, my name is Peet and I am a B3taholic.
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» Things you've done when you've had no money.
Brown paper bag
At school when I had no cash I... 1. Got a paper round and therefore had cash, and 2. Rented out a load of porn vids I found in the paper recycling bins where I dumped the papers I didn't deliver. I rented the vids for 50p a night...that used to be BIG money in the school canteen.
Edit: Also... I stole plastic coins from school as a nipper, the 20p ones just happened to work in the vending machines outside my local spa shop, which with I bought chewing gum and stuff. meheh.
(Tue 12th Oct 2004, 22:11, More)
Brown paper bag
At school when I had no cash I... 1. Got a paper round and therefore had cash, and 2. Rented out a load of porn vids I found in the paper recycling bins where I dumped the papers I didn't deliver. I rented the vids for 50p a night...that used to be BIG money in the school canteen.
Edit: Also... I stole plastic coins from school as a nipper, the 20p ones just happened to work in the vending machines outside my local spa shop, which with I bought chewing gum and stuff. meheh.
(Tue 12th Oct 2004, 22:11, More)
» Shoddy Presents
My gorgeous ex-girlfriend
bought me a lovely thong with little silver hearts on it for my birthday a few years back and instructed me to wear it...you see, we met at a drag party...long story. Anyhoo, the drag party was a one-off, and I declined to wear the thong. Some weeks later we split up. :-P
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 18:42, More)
My gorgeous ex-girlfriend
bought me a lovely thong with little silver hearts on it for my birthday a few years back and instructed me to wear it...you see, we met at a drag party...long story. Anyhoo, the drag party was a one-off, and I declined to wear the thong. Some weeks later we split up. :-P
(Fri 24th Sep 2004, 18:42, More)
» Local Nutters
Brompton man + Kingston Rasta
1. Brompton man - I work in a bike shop, we have a frequent customer known as 'brompton man', so called because he rides a brompton...it's a kind of bike, anyway..he smells really bad and talks very loudly and repeats everything at least 5 times, it's always very difficult to get him to leave the shop at the end of the day. My boss once told him 'fuck off we're closed', to which he replied 'that's not a very nice thing to say' and continued blabbing on about whatever he was talking about. RETAILERS, BEWARE BROMPTON MAN.
2. Kingston Rasta - The resident local nutter, mr. kingston rasta is a very smelly big fat rastafarian man who drools alot, normally wears some kind of fancy dress such as top hat and tails or cycling shorts, and wanders the streets of kingston loudly voicing his private thoughts about anybody he happens to pass by. For instance, he once approached me exclaiming 'EHHH MON, YOU'RE QUITE GOOD LOOKING AREN'T YOU! BUT YOU DON'T LOOK VERY RICH, THAT GIRL'S PRETTY ISN'T SHE! BUT DYA KNOW WHY SHE'S WITH THAT BALD MAN AND NOT YOU, IT'S COS HE'S RICH AND YOU'VE GOT NO MONEY!
:-( *sniffle*
(Sun 19th Sep 2004, 18:35, More)
Brompton man + Kingston Rasta
1. Brompton man - I work in a bike shop, we have a frequent customer known as 'brompton man', so called because he rides a brompton...it's a kind of bike, anyway..he smells really bad and talks very loudly and repeats everything at least 5 times, it's always very difficult to get him to leave the shop at the end of the day. My boss once told him 'fuck off we're closed', to which he replied 'that's not a very nice thing to say' and continued blabbing on about whatever he was talking about. RETAILERS, BEWARE BROMPTON MAN.
2. Kingston Rasta - The resident local nutter, mr. kingston rasta is a very smelly big fat rastafarian man who drools alot, normally wears some kind of fancy dress such as top hat and tails or cycling shorts, and wanders the streets of kingston loudly voicing his private thoughts about anybody he happens to pass by. For instance, he once approached me exclaiming 'EHHH MON, YOU'RE QUITE GOOD LOOKING AREN'T YOU! BUT YOU DON'T LOOK VERY RICH, THAT GIRL'S PRETTY ISN'T SHE! BUT DYA KNOW WHY SHE'S WITH THAT BALD MAN AND NOT YOU, IT'S COS HE'S RICH AND YOU'VE GOT NO MONEY!
:-( *sniffle*
(Sun 19th Sep 2004, 18:35, More)
» Look! It's me in the Local Paper
Never actually been in
a local rag...have never quite achieved that level of fame, however I did used to do the paper round for the Woking Review, once a week they would dump some stupid number of newspapers on my doorstep, expecting me to deliver the lot to all of Woking town centre, plus leaflets. I used to deliver about 15-30 papers, sometimes none, depending on my mood. This would be fairly late on a friday night, so avoiding being mugged or attacked by drunks/tramps made things interesting, the rest of the papers would get dumped at the recycling bin. Might not sound that funny, but my distributor thought I was a model delivery boy and payed me £50-90 a week for recycling the woking review, which was printed on recycled paper.
(Fri 11th Feb 2005, 23:38, More)
Never actually been in
a local rag...have never quite achieved that level of fame, however I did used to do the paper round for the Woking Review, once a week they would dump some stupid number of newspapers on my doorstep, expecting me to deliver the lot to all of Woking town centre, plus leaflets. I used to deliver about 15-30 papers, sometimes none, depending on my mood. This would be fairly late on a friday night, so avoiding being mugged or attacked by drunks/tramps made things interesting, the rest of the papers would get dumped at the recycling bin. Might not sound that funny, but my distributor thought I was a model delivery boy and payed me £50-90 a week for recycling the woking review, which was printed on recycled paper.
(Fri 11th Feb 2005, 23:38, More)